Atticus once told me there is nothin’ more romantic than spendin’ a night with your piss and jizz bucket.

Atticus once told me he collects anime body pillows while they collect his cum.

Atticus once told me he was a magician. His only trick was shovin’ things up is his ass until they’d disappear.

Atticus once told me he bought a latex cat suit to hump his couch in. They’ve been together for 10 years.

Atticus once told me sharin’ needles with homeless people is very cathartic.

Atticus once told me he put a glory hole on his apartment door. Sadly, he didn’t get any nibbles.

Atticus once told me his Parents wouldn’t let him have pets so he’d swallow tapeworms.

Atticus once told me he lent money to Somalian pirates to save the children.

Atticus once told me when he rolls into town… there isn’t a dry cucumber in the county.

Atticus once told me he shits in his socks before he puts them on.